Hey, so, uh… I feel like we already have a pretty close relationship because I know a ton about you. Especially from when you were about 17 years old. You’re much older than that now. But so am I. I don’t think you sound like a girl. I think you’re talented and so, so, so attractive. We probably don’t have a lot in common. Just gimme a kiss, though. Later, JT.
Dear Nahhan, Unfortunately, we’ve grown up and developed social skills. But habbo with you was the highlight of my middle school days. AIM chats 24/7 heart2hearts. You came out to me before you were even really sure…I remember when you dated boys LOL those were awkward times for you. i’m glad I was ‘there’ for you to vent, just like you were for me. Idr when I became ‘Nrittaby’ or you ‘Nahhan’, but I do remember trolling nikkaz, the lolz almost to the point of rofls, your brother growing pot, when .com came out and we waited for the second it wuz released so we could make kewl names since .co.uk had them all taken by fags, and the fact that Canada and Canadians > America and Americans aaf. |||||| (habbo hearts). I miss being a complete loser outcast irl. Now we’re both just too cool. Later, Lez.
Dear Nahhan, Unfortunately, we’ve grown up and developed social skills. But habbo with you was the highlight of my middle school days. AIM chats 24/7 heart2hearts. You came out to me before you were even really sure…I remember when you dated boys LOL those were awkward times for you. i’m glad I was ‘there’ for you to vent, just like you were for me. Idr when I became ‘Nrittaby’ or you ‘Nahhan’, but I do remember trolling nikkaz, the lolz almost to the point of rofls, your brother growing pot, when .com came out and we waited for the second it wuz released so we could make kewl names since .co.uk had them all taken by fags, and the fact that Canada and Canadians > America and Americans aaf. |||||| (habbo hearts). I miss being a complete loser outcast irl. Now we’re both just too cool. Later, Lez.
Dear Everybody probably knows who, Ive probably said all of this before, so the following is probably repetitive and pointless…. I don’t regret us because at the time that’s what i wanted and what made me happy (for the most part). But I wish we figured everything out sooner to have saved ourselves some time and pain. I’ve changed since we’ve dated and I think i’m more comfortable and secure with who I am now more than ever. Now, I won’t let anyone fuck me over even half as bad as you. We live and we learn, I guess. You’re a really good friend, though. Thanks for listening to me cry about other assholes, bringing me cosi tomato soup when you worked at target aaand, y’know, friend junk. I’ll listen to you bitch and moan too. I’m glad you found someone who makes you happy enough that shes worth changing for. She’s really pretty and sweet. Too pretty for you. So consider yourself lucky. See, not all of your luck is bad. Just most of it.
Dear Dreams, I look forward to seeing how you’ll reflect what’s going on in my life every night. Though Id rather ignore or forget about some of the things you feel necessary to bring to my attention, I appreciate the thought.
I’ve decided I’m gonna draw pictures of what I’m (sort of) doing for tumblr. we’ll see how long this lasts. playing basketball with the liddle boyz.
Dear Adriane,
A few months ago we had a sleep over at your place. Just the two of us. I was able to talk to you about things that I’d always keep inside and pretend never happened. I’m so happy to have gotten it out. I’m so relieved that we talked about all of that. I feel closer to you. Thanks for being protective and cute. Thanks for taking me to kewl places and introducing me to kewl people. Thanks for taking me to friendly’s in celebration of my 1st period and having them sing happy birthday to me, even though I didnt want you to. Sorry for talking your ear off about Justin Timberlake that day too. I love you.
Dear Brandon,
I have childhood memories of you babysitting me and Sarah. I liked when you’d pretend to be a monster and chase us under the table. Even though that made Sarah cry, it was fun for me. When I hear about you from other people, or when you and I talk briefly I see how cool, smart, and talented you are. I wish I knew you better. You’re my big brother but for awhile there I felt like strangers. Thanks for Ethan. Love you.
Dear Sarah,
I think, along with your cute face and hot bod, that you keeping to yourself gives you some sort of mysterious appeal to all of my horny guy friends. I’ll beat them all up someday because of that. Except for Jon,he’s cool. Do you like skaters? I know this smart, talented, skinny, skaterd00d you might be interested in, by the way. I’m glad we have sister moments and make time for each other. You’re like a built-in best friend. You’re incredibly creative. Y’know, even as a kid you were always better at everything. Thats ok though, because you’re humble and you wouldn’t leave me behind in dance class for higher levels. Thank you. Love you.
Dear Jenna,
My widdle Nenna baby thister. You’re not so little anymore. In fact, some of your aspects are bigger than mine. I don’t want your old bras just because you’ve grown out of them. Stop asking. You’re so pretty and have a great personality. Im happy that you are happy. When I was your age, I hated it. But you have a lot of friends and even though you’re in that little 0m9 p0pul4r crowd, you’re still nice and stick up for other kids (I was the ‘other kids’ when I was your age). So, don’t kiss boys, they give you cooties. And even if you do get cooties, I’ll buy you a special body wash to get rid of it and punch the boy who gave them to you in the face and take you out for icecream. But really, you can tell me anything, widdle shister. <3love you.
Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry I’m not around a whole lot, or that when I am you’re working. I guess I’m a grown up now. You both work so much to keep this roof over our heads. You’ve not only provided a home to others who needed it, you provided love and support. Every single one of my friends who have met either of you go on about how awesome you are. It doesn’t take long for anyone to see the genuinely amazing, caring, generous people you are. You both have made me who I am today, and I’m pretty darn awesome. So thank you for making me cool, helping me and supporting me with both the smart and dumb decisions I’ve made.
Dad, I remember as a kid you saying you wanted to provide me and my with the childhood you missed out on (when you were a little daddy). You did so much more than that. I’m glad we’ve had time together recently. I missed you. UPS is annoying. Thank you for using a barbie doll night gown as a sling when I broke my arm. Thank you for giving me that that Nsync Christmas CD before Missy had one. I felt so cool. Thank you your silly little Fonz impressions, and teaching me how to ride my bike. You still spoil me, you know. You are an amazing dad. I really mean it when I tell you you’re the best, as cliche as that sounds.
Mom, I’m sorry I gave you a hard time as a tween/young teen. Hormones happen. Thank you for your patience. Thank you for listening to me cry. Thank you for letting me sleep in bed with you when my heart was broken. Thank you for keeping my bed at home warm when I was in Kutztown. Thank you for pretending to have your period on our first trip to disney world, when I got mine on the train for the first time, so I wouldn’t be alone when the family wanted to go swimming and I couldn’t. Thank you for helping my friends. Thank you for everything.
I Love you both<3
